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logtoucher 

One who engages in the act of log touching.
Get your hand out of my ass, you logtoucher!
logtoucher by Christ83W85 July 26, 2007
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lesmouches 

a gay male who is beyond gay straight
characterized by morbid obesity, and complete denial of being fat and ugly.
known to spend $200 on a kenneth cole shirt that does not fit and wear it until they split at the seams in a lame attempt to emulate their gay straight friends.
also know to drug and date rape confused homeless boys below the age of consent.
that fat fucking bastard stuffing his mouth with sour cream is a total lesmouches
lesmouches by anynomous December 24, 2004

Tirone latouche

Very elegant, short, but very attactive. Has heavy potential to get a lot of play but is too much of a bitch to start anything. What goes through their mind is a mystery as they have a tendency to be very bipolar. Scientists theorize that he will never get any girl in the next 5 generations. Yes, tirone latouche cannot be a blood related curse but is a curse placed by the gods and makes a virgin woman between the ages of 60-70 give birth to a tirone latouche every century. Prophets speculate that the tirone letouche curse was happening pre common era as jesus was speculated to be a victim of the curse of tirone letouche. Some recent evidence has been revealed as a tirone letouche is now alive and is currently the age of 16 reports say. Thnaks to the awareness raised recently on this curse, communities have joint and worked together leading to interviews to be held with the family of the current tirone latouche and have found an idea on how to break the curse. A Professional witchcrafter has been concocting a magic spell that can cure the tirone latouche curse but will kill the current tirone latouche and erase the history and memory of those who knew a tirone latouche.
Girl 1: That guys has no bitches but looks kinda pretty

Girl 2: He must be a tirone latouche!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026