Losebag 

A person who loses so hard, they metaphorically morph from a person-shaped bag of meat and blood and stuff, and instead become a big baggy blob full of nothing but lose.

"He flaked out on me again. What a fucking losebag."

Losebag by Kylasaurus January 10, 2012

Losebian 

Pronounced (LOOZ-bie-un):

A loser lesbian.
A lesbian who just CAN'T seem to get laid, or get a date, or find a lover. Chicks always escape her.

Jess (a lesbian): Damn! My luck with chicks is HORRIBLE.

Alice: Mmm...You'd think being a lesbian, it'd get you some vag!

Jess: I guess I'm not a true lesbian then...I must be a losebian. =(

or

Lucy (a lesbian): What the FUCK!?
I just got rejected by that girl...

Liz: Girl, I hate to break it to ya...but you're a losebian. =/

Losebian by EmjayBAH June 20, 2010

loseberg 

Someone who has the misconception that all women are in love with him, yet is a simple loser in reality.

Bruh, he needs to lay off with Maria, he doesn't have a chance.

Seriously, he's such a loseberg.

loseberg by bugheshoy December 16, 2016

Losey

A surname of Dutch/German/Swedish decent. Referring to a area of low sea level from which they hail.

Losey he must be from the sea side.

Losey by Northmen January 20, 2015

Losebeard 

A rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

This nickname is commonly associated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

A losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. This nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself associate as a physical aspect.

The effects of being a 'losebeard' are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.

A: Hey man, I heard you didn't get invited to that party last night. That sucks, you really missed out.

B(Losebeard): Yeah man, I kinda just sat around and just drank until I was drunk... and then I drank some more.

A: Wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you'll get invited for once.

Losebeard by Agent Jack Swagson January 16, 2015

Losery 

losery-def. of the loser family, usually in the context of calling one a loser or describing something...loserish

Well I've had enough of your losery font

Losery by George November 12, 2003

losey

A Losey is a slang term for a blowjob. A name of a city may be added before it to make it more descriptive.

i.e. A Green Bay Losey happens outside in the snow

"I got a Norman Losey last night"
"So she bit your neck? Let me see that mark."

"Dude, Luke totaly got a Las Vegas Losey last night."
"So where did you put the hooker's body after you took coke off of her?

losey by T Fritz November 8, 2007