Lootard 

Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.

-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...

Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

Loonixtard 

Extremely retarded people who are Linux fanboy. They hate everything about Windows because Linux is "the best os" even though almost everyone in the world using Windows. They don't want to admit Linux has many flaws but when talking about Windows those Lonixtard non stop crying about it.

They hate Windows but they also runs Windows games and software through emulation software like Wine, Proton, etc which makes them really hypocrite, even though there are so many bugs and performance is trash they will still say nonsense bullshit like it runs "better than in Windows " which is totally delusional and dumb.

They worship Linus Turdfail (Torvalds) like it was their god and Linux is their religion. They are coping so hard like saying "Linux will replace Windows" every year but never happens. When people told Loonixtard that Windows on gaming market will still rules, those Loonixtard is malding and keep saying Steam Deck will "replace" Windows gaming but Steam OS charts says otherwise because Loonix with all the garbage distros still stays under 2% even after SteamOS exists it would never replace Windows gaming no matter how delusional Loonix tard and the YouTard Loonix tuber keep claiming that nonsense bullshit.

Loonixtard Linux Fanboy

Loonixtard by no_salty_no_jealousy April 30, 2023

loonitard 

Derogatory term usually used to describe a paranoid left-wing conspiracy theorist. A phonetic compilation of "lunatic" and "retard."

That loonitard actually believes 9-11 was an inside job!

loonitard by Sharkibark October 28, 2008

Longtard 

A tall person who is extremely uncoordinated

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard

Longtard by Flagellah May 29, 2013

loonitarian 

A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump

Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine

loonitarian by stuartc1 October 27, 2017

Lonetard 

A combination of a Loner and a Retard.

(this word was created by aquaboy on the xbox.com forums)

Don't stick your finger in that lightsocket you Lonetard!

Lonetard by aquaboy July 30, 2003

Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

Lootarded by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021