6 definitions by Flagellah

Longtard

A tall person who is extremely uncoordinated

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard

by Flagellah May 30, 2013

Flagella

The tail on many bacteria that helps it move

The scientist observed on the protozoa that it had an abnormal flagella on it.

by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Streetlamp Le Moose

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.

"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"

by Flagellah May 28, 2013

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 19, 2015

Taeger

A word used for people who are sore losers.

Jack: I beat you HAHAHA

Harrison: SHUTUP YOU'RE JUST LUCKY

Jack: Woh dude stop being a Taeger!

by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Greven

A nice guy who has a great fashion sense and is a metro sexual. He likes to wash his face lots and moisturize and wear sunscreen even though it is winter. Although he does this he is still a great ladies man.

Guy 1: Why are you so pale

Guy 2: I put on sunscreen

Guy 1: Oh you're such a Greven

by Flagellah May 29, 2013