hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Lookin like a chug jug 

Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE

Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie

"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"

"I'm a 35 year old man"

"monkaS"

Lookin like a chug jug by Notsilverstorm October 19, 2018

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

sal lobiondo III 

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

sal lobiondo III by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

good looking

adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.

Matt: So tell me about her. Is she cute?

Claire: She's "good looking".

Matt: Wait...huh?

good looking by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008

lolbike 

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014