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Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
Related Words
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
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Lomaxed by Erroneous January 19, 2008
An acronym for Love of my fucking life
Tonye is the lomfl
Lomfl by _ezhart September 15, 2018

Bernie Lomax 

In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.
Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.
Bernie Lomax by Ed and Derek March 30, 2006

lomfani staban

A word for calling people gay in South Africa.
The man was putting on make-up, I said, " lomfani staban."
lomfani staban by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016
A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.
Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!
lomax by Lomax Victim January 18, 2005