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L.O.M.F.A a misspelling of lmfao but was given a defination used by a few players of runescape. The defination is laughing out my fucking ass. It is when you are laughing really hard in real life. Some people use it in the W31 Barr0ws friends chat in the game.
Guy 1: I took a big shit just now hurt like hell...
Guy 2: I shit rainbows :)
Guy 1: Your gay.
Guy 3: Lomfa!

Asain Kid: I got a D in science....
Asian Dad: What?!#?$!#$??!$ GTFO!
American Kid: Lomfa!

Player 1: We normally DO it on weekends.
Player 1: We use a candom.
Player 2: Condom*
Player 3: Lomfa!!!
Lomfa by the wise cheeseburger July 26, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
"Lomfa" is a word directed to your 'homies' which is used for a laughing matter, though you are rather frustrated. It is not an acronym, though it can be used as one. Do not associate it with the common acronym LMFAO.
"Bro you better hurry up"
"I'm peeing LOMFA"
LOMFA by dzn1el May 24, 2022
Related Words
Lomfa • LOMFAI • lomfani staban • LOMFAO • LMFAO • LMFA • LMFAOAOAO • lmfaol • Limfao • lmfafo

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE 

How an extra mf types LMFAO
* something funny *
Her extra ass : LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE
Is known as a Chinese hacker who works for the koreans. he's also known to partner with lmbao
LMFAO, he's a Chinese hacker
Limfac is a short form for "limiting factor," often used by technicial and military people to describe a device or procedure's weakest or least efficient part. See also achilles heel.
The car's tiny engine was the limfac for it's ability to accelerate.
limfac by BossMC January 15, 2005
A laugh so powerful that it's basically saying that you laughed your ass that was fucking so much that your ass literally fell off.
Guy 1: Yo look at this meme!
Guy 2: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 1: Uhhhmmm.. yeah that was funny and all but why are there literally 2 giant pair of cheeks rolling across the floor now..?
LMFAO by warp_d June 25, 2022
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