lolbertarian
A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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lolbertarian
Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.
So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.
lolbertarian by Zoldam July 1, 2020
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libertardian
A combination of libertarian and retard. A word which mocks the libertarians as 'libtard' mocks the liberals.
"Hey look, it's the libertardians who think Ayn Rand is god and that capitalism is so wonderful that it should be implemented without any regulation whatsoever"
libertardian by phobos2011 December 30, 2009
Libertard
A derogatory combination of "Libertarian" and "Retarded".
1. Used to identify a specific brand of libertarian who never shuts the fuck up about their version of "morality" yet demonstrates behavior that makes it obvious they desire all restrictive forces in society to be weaker in order to fuck other people over.
A tyrant wanna-be who calls "Tyranny" against that which stands in his way out of frustration.
2. Used to identify a just plain dumb-as-fuck libertarian, often a basement dweller who believes the government did 9/11 because beams broke at their weakest point just like a bomb would break beams.
1. Used to identify a specific brand of libertarian who never shuts the fuck up about their version of "morality" yet demonstrates behavior that makes it obvious they desire all restrictive forces in society to be weaker in order to fuck other people over.
A tyrant wanna-be who calls "Tyranny" against that which stands in his way out of frustration.
2. Used to identify a just plain dumb-as-fuck libertarian, often a basement dweller who believes the government did 9/11 because beams broke at their weakest point just like a bomb would break beams.
It cracks me up when libertards go on about economic Darwinism when they still live in their parent's basement.
Libertard by Jesse_the_Thief September 26, 2010
Libertard
Mix of libertarian and retard, used to denote a libertarian who is idealistic and has unrealistic expectations for a hypothetical libertarian society.
This libertard the other day was telling me that if we removed all economic regulations the rising tide would lift all boats. Since he's a libertard, he didn't even think about the 19th century implementation that resulted in slavery, wage slavery, poorhouses, slums, child labor, and numerous economic crashes.
Libertard by Snakes on a Wii July 11, 2009
Lolbertardian
A combination of lolbertarian and libertard, both pejorative terms for libertarians, especially the obnoxious kind that roam on Internet forums without proper grammar, respect, or arguments defending their position. This species is usually very arrogant and idiotic, otherwise, they grow out of it by grad school
...Lolbertardian
Lolbertardian by Cosman246 December 30, 2010