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A Louis Armstrong 

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.
A Louis Armstrong by bwa bellend February 19, 2018

Louis Armstrong 

Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.

Louis Armstrong 

Amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. Also known as Satchmo. Best known for his song "What a Wonderful World", but his duets with Ella Fitzgerald leave "Wonderful World" in the dust.
Louis Armstrong's the man. And it's pronounced Lewis, not Looey.
Louis Armstrong by Plethora January 18, 2006

Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! 

The song you should listen too, when you feel like there's nothing to live for, when you start feeling that life ain't all that beautiful.
Yesterday, I'd planned to kill myself, and just when I was about to hang myself, the radio played Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! and listening to the radio play that song, I just couldn't.

Louis Armstrong 

To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.
" I was so embarrassed I didn't mean to Louis Armstrong him"
Louis Armstrong by CAVL April 14, 2015

Louis Armstrong Impression 

The pinnacle of HMHS band culture.
Wanna hear my Louis Armstrong Impression”
“No!”
“I smoke two packs a dayyyyyyyy”