loggage 

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.

Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."

loggage by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009

longage

its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness

Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage

longage by jklmn January 14, 2008

loonagen 

A crazy person.. a mixture of a loonie and a hoolagen. someone who does ridiculous, random things either under the influence, or not.

Joni was acting like a straight up loonagen at the party last night!

loonagen by tmonizzle143 November 9, 2010

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

Lonage Tonage by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

longage by awmm November 9, 2017

lolnage 

A mix between Lol and p/ownage.
When you're laughing so loud, you've "pwnd" yourself because of laughter.
Used when you find something extremely funny

A : Dude, today I saw John asking Shawna out, he was so pitiful, it was hilarious !
B : It must've been real lolnage.
A : Yeah, it was!

lolnage by pro_gosu February 10, 2008

no longage 

It means No long Thing

Guy: Do you wanna link up later

Guy 2: No longage, later then

no longage by N4J33B January 4, 2012