logjam (log-jam) - noun
1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.
As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot
The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny
is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt
I took a dump and didn't get it all out. As a result, there was a logjam and no amount of wiping could get it cleared out.
To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
A gathering of dudes or hanging out with only males.
This party is a total logjam.
Sticking two dicks in the ass of a woman.
Stacy is walking a little funny today, she must have got log jammed last night.
when the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck.
I wanted to use the public toilet but it was out of order due to a logjam.
The state of a public restroom wherein each bathroom stall is occupied.
I had to use the fourth floor restroom because of the logjam on third.
When you type in "Lolhaha" on your Ipod/Iphone it may/will correct to this.
Essentially the other person is saying Lolhaha and forgot to space.
"My nan died today..."
"Dude, that's not fucking funny..."