7 definitions by Mickeymysterious1

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Log
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
The straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl's stockings. More commonly used term in England. There are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.
I saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. My cock got an instant hard on when I saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
Adjusting one's cock to make a hardon more comfortable. Usually neccessary as the result of a log jam caused by erotic sights such as up skirt or down blouse viewing. The discomfort of the log jam may force a jam buster in public, in which case it has to be done as fast and as discretly as possible.
I got so darn hard at work the other day looking up this girls skirt, I just had to do a "jam buster" to let my cock stand up. I looked around to see if anyone was looking, then as quickly as possible, I put my hand down the front of my jeans and freed my cock.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009
When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.
Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?
by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009
A skirt so short it more qualifies as a large belt. Usually impossible to wear with discretion and almost guaranteed to provide incredible upskirt views to anyone patient enough to wait just a little.
I saw this cute chick in the mall wearing a skirt so short I got all kinds of awesome views of her panties while she was shopping. My cock got so hard I had to go to the restroom and take care of business thinking about that "maxi belt" she was wearing.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009
In the course of gaining an erection. An intensely uncomfortable, or even painful sensation in your cock as it tries to rise to a full hardon but is restrained and held down by clothing, usually tight underpants or jeans.
I was following two girls up the stairs and I could see right up their little short skirts. Staring at their panties made my cock start to rise but my jeans wouldn't let it come up. WOW, did that HURT! I hate getting a "logjam" like that in public because there's no way to adjust it without people knowing what you are doing.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009
When sitting on the toilet in a public restroom. Someone who tries to look in to see what you are doing. Often but not always it's kids who are just curious. Peepweasels look under the door or partition, or stand outside and press their faces against the crack around the door to get the best view possible.
Man, I was taking a dump in the restroom at the mall lunchtime, and I noticed some little "peepweasel" looking at me through the crack in the door.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 28, 2009

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