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logicking 

applying logic, or making one see reason
hey, stop logicking me with your rationalities!
logicking by charlotte montgomery November 16, 2010

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

licking the sheep's fur 

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

tongue licking 

Tongue licking is the sexual act of one person licking another persons tongue. Usually occurs during some type of sexual activity when the traditional French kissing is no longer able to satisfy an intense sexual drive.
Michelle was so horny last night. She even did some tongue licking when she was riding my cock.
tongue licking by Skadoosh June 19, 2008

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

Licking Spokes 

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.
Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.
Licking Spokes by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015