8 definitions by dolphin

Top Definition
Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
by dolphin February 24, 2005
Death's not a bad guy, he's just really good at his job.
-- Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld series
by dolphin March 14, 2005
This guy is funny as shit. He must be stoned 24-7 to come up with the things he does. Buy his CD.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...

opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Because of dropping Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
by dolphin March 08, 2005
The way black people say punk.
Hey pnnk. Gotta pnncil?
by dolphin March 08, 2005
The way black people say "pencil". See also pnnk
Hey u gotta PNNCIL?

Girl what u need a PNNCIL for?
by dolphin March 08, 2005
Delusional male.
Wishful thinker.
by dolphin April 06, 2003
logick, a man of great inteligence that looks great!
Damn, i want that logick bad!
I wish the three years where up allready!
by dolphin April 06, 2003

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