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very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!
if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!
by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

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