Gigantopotamus

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment for a fat, or slightly overweight, person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don't hear you.
Woman: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Partner: "Of course it does Gigantopotamus"

From the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
See: Chunkosaurus
by Goatlips August 05, 2008
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log

1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
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Peanut

A woman's clitoris...obviously a woman's, men don't have them.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.
Her peanut was bigger than my helmet.
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log cabin

An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
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westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
by Goatlips August 20, 2008
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button-bashing

In video-gaming, the act of pressing your gamepad's buttons as quickly as possible, often randomly.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
"I don't want to play fighting games with you because it's just mindless button-bashing. Plus, you're black"
by Goatlips August 04, 2008
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meme machine

1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.

2.Something that creates a meme.

3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.

4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.

"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
by Goatlips January 11, 2008
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