Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
by Goatlips July 12, 2008
1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.
2.Something that creates a meme.
3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.
4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
2.Something that creates a meme.
3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.
4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.
"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
by Goatlips December 30, 2007
1. Someone who randomly or vigorously presses or 'bashes' buttons, especially those of video game controllers. See: button-bashing.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
by Goatlips July 12, 2008
In video-gaming, the act of pressing your gamepad's buttons as quickly as possible, often randomly.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
"I don't want to play fighting games with you because it's just mindless button-bashing. Plus, you're black"
by Goatlips July 12, 2008
1.Lavatory pan or toilet bowl, where turd-catching water wells (to decrease skid marks and vile cabbage gases). Usually white and made from enamel.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
Person in dismay: "Well, that idea's 'gone down the pan'."
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'
Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008