Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Puppsy lupsy 

My sweetheart , Honey.

Sere : Oh you are really sweet.
Maro: You are my Puppsy Lupsy (the sweetest thing on earth).

Puppsy lupsy by Mar wade April 3, 2019

Lekku Lumps 

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive

She has Lekku lumps

Lekku Lumps by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Both lumps

A particularly hefty ejaculation

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"

Both lumps by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

Ranch Lumps 

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

Ranch Lumps by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

Lumpster Uniform by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016