Cover up your lizard, Gene.
by David September 15, 2004
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an mental guy/girl who dont give a give a shit. and will kill for a snickers.
ben: that guys a lizard
micheal:i know
harrison:dont go near him he doesnt give a shit
by steveoooooo April 06, 2009
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Verb for doing nothing, even in odd situations.
I am lizarding.

That was a rather lizard reaction.

Oh, what a lizard thought.
by thingshappen February 14, 2011
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slang to describe someone of Asian decent.

Primarily professional baseball players.
That Lizard (Hong-Chih Kuo) didn't look very good in the All-Star game
by Giant American July 14, 2010
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The term "lizard" is used to describe a broke pimp. A lizard is when a male and/or female that consider theirselves as pimps, but either their hoes ain't bringing in any money, or they just can't control their hoes. Either way, they're broke then a bitch !
I was up at the pilot truck stop last night on Lancaster Rd, and I heard this hoes talkin bad to here pimp. She said... "Thats why you ain't nothin but a lizard ol' hoe ass nigga !!!!!!!!"
by Dat_Boi_from_Oak_Cliff October 02, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. A four legged reptile with external ear openings and movable eyelids. Some lizards can change color in response to their enviroment such as the Chameleon and Anole. Most lizards are harmless to humans, only very large ones such as the Komodo dragon can kill or injury you. Lizards feed on insects and plants. Most lay eggs but some give birth to live young. They are well known for being able to regrown lost tails and limbs.

The most popular lizards sold as pets are Iguanas, Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos, and Monitor Lizards to name a few. They require more care then most exotic pets and need their cages cleaned frequently.

2. Someone who tries to move in on your sweetheart when you're not around. AKA Birddog.
1. I enjoy watching the lizards play in the garden.

2. He's a lizard, he is moving in on Rick's girlfriend.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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An awesome animal; scaley changes colour and comes in a variety of colours and shapes!
Jerk: Hey! You love lizard! You suck!
Me: Lizards are so cool!
Jerk: *is stupid*
Me: Your stupid!
by Bayou Bob February 04, 2005
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