litpost 

The littest post around. Cringe.

Anna: “Hey, Pal”
Eitan: “Litpost zoned”

litpost by bananabanana April 8, 2021

Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)

"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?

Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

litong 

A really sweet girl. She’s really cute, caring, and liked by everyone. She’s just about the most amazing girl u can meet in your life.
She love music, and life in general, and is always ready to try out new thing. She doesn’t know what fear is, and is never scared of getting out of her comfort zone.

Person A: do u know Litong?
Person B: hella yeah, I fucking love her!

litong by SAM-7AA October 30, 2018

Litpost 

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

Litpost by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021

lipton 

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

lipton by Splancer September 22, 2006

Litpost 

When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post

That’s a very litpost

Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!

Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!

Litpost by lol my name is lol May 9, 2021

Lipton Shades 

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

Lipton Shades by hungry monkey August 16, 2006