Liquidating Assets 

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

Liquidating Assets by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Nocturnal liquidation by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

Liquidation Center 

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.

Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."

Liquidation Center by shwingggah December 3, 2009

emergency blowout liquidation 

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

emergency blowout liquidation by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008

Liquitting

Liquid Shitting
Diarrhea

I have been liquitting all day after eating those burritos.

Liquitting by Momof3guys January 9, 2019

Liquidation 

When a MASSIVE business or forum appoints ZaPpeh as administrator or manager.

"Let's appoint ZaPpeh the manager of this business" TWO WEEKS LATER "Where has all the money gone, we're going under!" "Let's go into LIQUIDATION!"

Liquidation by Revzman April 12, 2009

Spontaneous Liquidation 

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

Spontaneous Liquidation by BFew November 27, 2010