Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Prom Night Limo Liplock 

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.

Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.

Prom Night Limo Liplock by Poor Blake July 11, 2006

liplock 

Kiss on the mouth; a french kiss

"There's was a liplock to remember."

liplock by free_me July 6, 2006

liplock 

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

liplock by harry flashman July 25, 2003

liplock on a fuckstick 

to lock your lips on a f u c k s t i c k. suck dick

liplock on a fuckstick by 93108 January 28, 2003

Liplock 

female wanting to be exclusive with male

After last night that bitch wants to liplock my ass!

Liplock by McSham December 23, 2011

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009