Lingus

A short, four foot two, stocky monk that preforms oral sex.

Hello Lingus

by ChuggaluganCheezer08 October 14, 2023

linguatively

When something is both figuratively and literally true.

"We're flying under the radar."

"Literally and figuratively."

"Is there a word for that? When it means both? Like in French, or something?"

"Linguatively. We're linguatively flying under the radar."

by MastersRafeMasters July 21, 2022

lingus

A lingus is a penis that is very long and very skinny. It is the exact opposite of a chode.

Hey my boyfriend has a huge lingus!!! It looks like a pipe!!!

by The Low PAyment King (Ralph) June 19, 2005

lingus

A Lingus is the opposite of a negris or niglet. Or someone who isn't black who tries to act white.

Eddie: yo what's up my nigga.

Everyone else: are you ok? You're like the whitest person here, you're such a Lingus.

by Farrah_nabu September 8, 2015

Air Lingus

When cunnilingus is performed on a plane, helicopter or other airborne vehicle.

"Air lingus" is not to be confused with Irish airline Aer Lingus, though the two are sometimes cross-referenced.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard you gave air lingus to Meagan on the flight to Dublin!!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, it was rad."

Dude 1: "Meta as fuck."

by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

by JolieJulia April 16, 2006

Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

by Jake in NYC December 3, 2005