linament

A. an oily lotion/cure all used in the 1880's to fix everything.
B. a word you can add on to anything to make your phrase longer, and make the list sound way more awesome.

A. hear ye! the linament in this vial can fix any of what ails ye! rub it on your bald spot, and you'll grow hair!
B1. I just got this wicked car with a cd player with mp3 jack, power windows, leather interior and linament.
B2. you love my bald spot don't you baby? you wanna rub it all up with oils and linaments?

linament by H666 February 20, 2008

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lineament

An outline of a feature, mostly used to describe the outline of a face. Often plural.

"Girl, when I put the shadow filter on your photo I see your sexy lineaments, so I'll draw you like one of my french girls by outlining you and then filling you in."

lineament by mikethewriter August 24, 2018

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Gumby Ligaments

What Shai-Gilgeous Alexander has

Yeah I have gumby ligaments like SGA

Gumby Ligaments by Francisco From ZHA April 25, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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