limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016

pimp limp

when walking, every time you step there is a limp with one leg or thy other, while at the same time dipping the same shoulder. Must have attitude, and a bit of a strut.

When Snoop entered the room he had a pimp limp, then everyone knew he was the shiznit.

by Greg brisbon July 22, 2006

limp pimp

A pimp who suffers from erectile dysfunction.

Look at that limp pimp he can't get it up.

by Awwstin Powers April 26, 2010

bitch limp

When a girl gets the shit fucked out of her ass and not able to walk properly but with a limp. Its possible that she will be dripping cum if she just finished fucking him.

Ruben: Damn did what the fuck is wrong with that bitch?

Jose: I think shes just got a bitch limp thats all

Christian: No stupid she fell

Christian: ON MY COCK!

by Jose Smiley November 24, 2007

limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

walk with a limp

To walk as if one of your legs is crippled due to the excessive amount of money, a gun, or jewelry in your pocket.

Look at that pimp trying to walk with a limp

by dday7777 February 28, 2014

Donk Limp

A girl's inability to walk in a regualr manner due to the enormity of her posterior, or badonk

"While walking behind A-Train in the hallway, admiring her supple badonk, Trevor noticed that she had a distinct donk limp."

by Hasselhoff Ranger July 31, 2008