BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
by one pissed off mama March 9, 2011
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This is a type of being friendzoned.
Happens when asking a girl out or say you like her.
Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?
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To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.
People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.
by von groovy July 29, 2017
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statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!
you for a muggle bra? -fuckin' ay! you like it, it likes you!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
by world March 22, 2005
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