Ligeia 

One of the sirens of Greek legend; Edgar Allen Poe Character; Woman infatuated with having long throbbing black cocks stuffed snugly in her dripping wet pussy and lightly lubed ass; Bukakke aficionado and participant; Inventor of the cum omelette

"That bitch has got one bruvah fuckin her pussy, and another bruvah with his cock in her ass! Straight-up gettin her Ligeia on!"

Ligeia by Poe L. Rider May 12, 2010

Lifetime movie bad 

The term "Lifetime movie bad" refers to when a film is poorly produced, has cheap cinematography, poor editing, and an overused concept and storyline.

The actors in these films are usually unknowns, D-Listers, or washed-up performers who may have had one Oscar worthy performance, but then their careers went to crap shortly thereafter. Most of the actors milk their emotions to the point of over-exaggeration.
This term came from the fact that Lifetime movies are poorly produced that it need not be shown in the cinema. It is strictly made-for-TV.

Average Joe: "I heard that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie sucked".

Tom: "Yeah man. Talk about Lifetime Movie bad. Plot sucked and the acting was cheap".

Lifetime movie bad by ThrashBash September 21, 2013

lightish red 

The color pink, especially when worn by a man who doesn't want to admit he's actually wearing pink. Popularized by the machinima Red vs Blue, in which Pvt. Donut wears this color.

Donut: It's not pink, it's like a... a lightish red.
Grif: Guess what, they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.
Donut: ...I hate you guys.

Grif: Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but realy man, it's a whole faster just to say pink.

lightish red by meta_antioch May 30, 2006

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

Ligeia 

a siren of legend whose hypnotic song of erotically arousing lyrics of threesomes inspires stone-like erections in hapless men, followed by an all consuming desire to devour her pussy at great length, then pound it into submission doggystyle until she wails in ecstacy

Dude, did you see that girl? She just looked at me and I jizzed in my pants...what a Ligeia!

Ligeia by Maurius February 3, 2010

once in a lifetime 

something so incredible i happens once in a lifetime, regardless of deserving

Once in a lifetime, uttelry impossible.

once in a lifetime by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006

Red-lighting

Red-lighting/to red-light is to draw unwanted attention to yourself or another person, usually when committing a criminal act or trying to get away with something shady.

You risk red-lighting yourself &/or another person by behaving in a manner that may elicit unwanted scrutiny.

In Australia the saying is usually used by those who have a criminal background and tends to be associated with people from that demographic.

Examples;
Sitting in a car for an extended period of time when waiting to score.
Being under the influence when dealing with authority figures.

Engaging in avoidable, often pointless activities that put a person at risk of discovery when they would otherwise be in a position to evade notice such as;
driving a few km over the speed limit, using your mobile while driving, stealing something trivial, engaging in unnecessary conflict (verbal or otherwise), littering and so on.

"Mate, I ended up red-lighting myself something bad waiting for Jimbo to show."

"You're just going to red-light yourself driving to Springvale in that car."

Red-lighting by Slim Crim January 11, 2019