by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005
Get the ligate mug.The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
Get the YouTubal Ligation mug.A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
Get the YouTube-al Ligation mug.Pronunciation: /ˈlaɪgeɪt/
Definition:
1. To secure or attach forcibly, typically by tying or wrapping.
2. To join duo or more matters in a firm unity.
3. To constrict or restrict with ties or bands.
4. To enclose or envelop carefully for stability or safety.
Significance:
• It defines the act of securing objects.
• It emphasizes firm attachment.
• It identifies joining methods.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies compulsory processes.
• It improves clarity compared to "tie" or "fasten."
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "bind," "binds," "bound," and "binding."
Past verb: ligated
Present simple verb: ligate, ligates
Present continuous verb: ligating
Definition:
1. To secure or attach forcibly, typically by tying or wrapping.
2. To join duo or more matters in a firm unity.
3. To constrict or restrict with ties or bands.
4. To enclose or envelop carefully for stability or safety.
Significance:
• It defines the act of securing objects.
• It emphasizes firm attachment.
• It identifies joining methods.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies compulsory processes.
• It improves clarity compared to "tie" or "fasten."
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "bind," "binds," "bound," and "binding."
Past verb: ligated
Present simple verb: ligate, ligates
Present continuous verb: ligating
Examples:
• "The cord was used to ligate the package securely."
• "Surgeons ligate sanguine vessels to stop hemorrhage."
• "Ligate the fascicle prior to its transport."
• "Properly ligating cables prevents tangling."
• "Acquiring to ligate properly ensures safety."
• "The cord was used to ligate the package securely."
• "Surgeons ligate sanguine vessels to stop hemorrhage."
• "Ligate the fascicle prior to its transport."
• "Properly ligating cables prevents tangling."
• "Acquiring to ligate properly ensures safety."
by Dmitrio November 13, 2025
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