I need to get a life.
by sublime1234 February 7, 2009
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
Leaving the online world of computer games to do things out in the real world, usually with friends.
I couldn't play with my online friends on Friday night because I was too busy lifing with that girl who lives down at the four seasons.
by AndrewPNJJJ September 23, 2014
by Jacob The Just December 15, 2005
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009