lie

To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.

The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....

by CunningLinguist September 12, 2005

the lie

Achievement in Minecraft (for crafting/baking a cake) and a reference to Portal.

The cake is a lie.

Portal Minecraft The lie

by TGP18 January 3, 2014

lie

Way to interpret reality. Can be used to get free time from your social obligation

It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!

Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown

- Boss, I cannot work today, my car doesnt start! ( Taking normally bus )

- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )

- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)

- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)

by Mathilda February 1, 2005

lie

Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.

Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.

(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")

Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.

Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.

(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)

by kissandtell August 15, 2009

lie

falsehood

liar-freddee dean is a liar, when he states that President Bush "lied," about WMD in Iraq. That, is a "lie."

by Stock_N_Law September 8, 2003

Lie

Lie(1) to knowingly tell something other than the truth. Lie (2) to spread yourself out on the floor/bed/any flat surface.

(1) "John, you told a lie!" (2) "I'll lie here on the floor."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019

Lie

An excuse Donald Trump uses to turn the country against literally every non-white person

1: "That's a fact Donald Trump is saying!"
2: "No, it's a lie!"

by A man bun July 28, 2017