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licketty split 

Done in a hurry or quite fast.
I'll be done typing this licketty split!
licketty split by Andrea March 10, 2004

Lickity split 

A description, of doing something in a fast time.
I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith
Lickity split by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Lickity split 

Used from somebody who just realized they need to leave quickly.
Pablo,"I'm going to be late for the party! I need to leave here lickity split!"
Lickity split by Brilliana September 16, 2004

Lickity Split 

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!
Lickity Split by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021

licketty split 

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)
licketty split by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006

Lickity Split 

What one would do to a girlfriend, oral sex with the female gender, going down on the female gender
"You know, Sally, if you ever needed and help, I could help you... lickity split."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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