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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
Ass Licking Shit Goblin by ms17686 February 11, 2012

twat licking shit fuck 

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

Shit Licking McAssfuck 

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.
Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants 

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026