It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010
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Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.
If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.
by AYB July 20, 2003
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cam was wacking off his uncle in the back of the library
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006
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to be quiet and/or shy
man, y u so library on the phone
by baby grl March 22, 2005
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a place where homeless come to shave and go B.M.
From Family Guy:
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
by T.P. Megnis May 13, 2005
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A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public
~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!
by MasterX October 23, 2004
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