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22.
A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public
~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!
by MasterX October 22, 2004
 
23.
a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.
retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.
by Hugo February 11, 2005
 
24.
A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"


by Dover July 28, 2003
 
25.
A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
by ducktails August 03, 2005