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hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

liberating 

The Red Army was liberating Jew's from concentration camps
liberating by DBD-King July 24, 2016

hibernating 

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.
Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!
hibernating by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

hibernating squirrel 

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)
"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

liberating a waffle 

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.

hibernating bear 

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
hibernating bear by Nature Lover December 24, 2007