Lester's Hello 

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

Lester's Hello by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

Lester's Cut 

A big fat chimpanzee that takes your money whenever you get some finance ;)

Guy 1 : Yo dude remember you owe me a bit of money
Guy 2 : Nah bro got Lester's cut so im a broke boi boi boi boi
Guy 1 : Damn that shit tuff
Guy 2 : Remember to always pay lester's cut

Lester's Cut by jkz capalot August 31, 2020

Lester Speight

An incredible cool huge black actor who is famous for the office linebacker ''Terry Tate.'' He's also known as Cole Train (Gears of War), Blue (Norbit) and an huge prisoner in Prison Break.

"The pain train's comin'", "Don't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy-bumpy" - Quotes from Lester Speight as Terry Tate

Lester Speight by Toreshinbo October 16, 2010

letter S frontpage missage 

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.

Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!

letter S frontpage missage by AA September 10, 2003

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

Lester Shower by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Lester syndrome 

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.

Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids
Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome

Lester syndrome by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022

The Lester Stare 

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

The Lester Stare by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016