legless 

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

legless by Joe February 1, 2005

Legless 

So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.

Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.

Legless by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

legless dog 

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

legless dog by Chode bone November 10, 2006

Legless 

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.

1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."

Legless by MarshaF October 27, 2012

legless iguana 

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

legless iguana by Broni April 22, 2008

Legless 

Abso Fuckin steaming

A was pure legless last Saturday man a drank too much

Legless by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

Legless 

A English slang term for being highly intoxicated.

Dude! Shawn was legless at the pub last night!

Legless by Flowercrownsandrippedjeans🌸🌸 January 29, 2017