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Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
Related Words

po-leece 

Black for "police".

The emphasis is on the first syllable.
"Hyah come de po-leece!"
po-leece by Phillip O'Neele February 26, 2007
It refers to the act of giving yet providing nothing of substance in return, as it is named after the parasitic organism a leech.

Leecher can be applied practially to peer to peer file sharing protocols, or networks (Bittorrent, Kazza Fast Track, Gnutella}, in which the leecher consumes bandwidth by downloading, yet has no will to upload or give back to a community.

Particularly in Bittorrent, leechers are not actually increasing their performance, but possibly are decreasing it.
I know a leecher who in order to acheive maximum network thourough-output restricts uploading while bittorrenting.
leecher by Indrid Cold August 8, 2004

Mom's leecher 

Some kid (in some cases teenager) who asks his mother for money every 10 minutes to buy something really stupid (Cash for MMORPGS or videogames or candies and shit)
Delox: Mom i need NX so bad im addicted to Maplestory
Mom: Ok, i got 50$
Delox: Mom omg 100kNx are 100$
Mom: Fine there u are
Delox: WOOO~~~~
J.D: D00d you are such a Mom's leecher
Mom's leecher by Puyex!! October 8, 2009
definition of perfection. Wait....she can get angry at time but besides that she is a full package. Her name speaks for herself. She is a hottie with nice toned legs. Not skinny like a stick,not fat tree trunk but very toned. She is one to look out when you older, keep an eye out on Leelee. NEVER EVER make her jealous, leelee always thinks of the worst when you do things and get really really paranoid. She isn't hot she isn't sexy but she is her own extordinary word. leelee
wow i thought leelee didn't exist nor this stunning looks!"
Leelee by lelH BENN March 13, 2017

Party Leecher

Someone you don't want to come to your party and purposely don't invite, but that you also don't want to tell they can't come. That person finds out about your party through the grape vine and invites themselves and does inevitably show up. The chance of the party being ruined is also significantly increased by this persons presence.
The Party Leecher calls you a few days or a week before your party to talk about something and then before hanging up says, "So I heard from (insert any name)'s brother that you are having a party. What should I bring?" You've just been, Party Leeched.

Aubs: "The fuck is that faggot doing here? He ruined the party." Jay: "I didn't invite him, he found out from someone else. And I can't tell him he can't come." Aubs: "Classic Party Leecher."
Party Leecher by JJ Sizzles October 28, 2010