Lelander 

man with a hulk like penis

He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.

Lelander by lelanderlover October 5, 2010

LeBroner 

A person that does all their work during the early hours of the day then coasts for the last two.

Wade: Hey Anthony, it looks like we underestimated the number of baskets we'd need for that Dallas job. Do you think you could call up United Basket and get us a few more?

Anthony: What? Isn't that something James normally takes care of?

Wade: Yes, but now that it's 3 o'clock we can't count on him for anything, being how he's a LeBroner and all.

LeBroner by HoboSpider December 8, 2011

LeBlonde 

The most attractive and sultry blonde haired women in the room. She is not just "another" blonde but "the" blonde. Characterized by extreme beauty, intellect and kindness of spirit, she is rarely alone. This stunner tends to leave a trail of broken hearts in her wake.

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"Check out the blonde at the bar, she is LeBlonde."

Bridgette Bardot, Grace Kelly & Reese Witherspoon classify as LeBlondes.

LeBlonde by Dave102508 January 9, 2009

leblond 

To lie obviously about the unimportant and uninteresting, then when called on your lie to laugh and ask, “What are we talking about?” also to need excessive pieces of flare to prove ones existence and worth to society.

Can be used as a
Verb: “I totally Leblonded about the price of a taco.” Or “you are so leblonding right now”
Adjective: “you are one leblonding jackass”
Noun: “quit being such a leblond”

leblond by Wakenutz December 9, 2008

LeBoner 

The extreme desire that Cleveland fans (aka Sports Whores) get when Lebron James has a decent regular season game.

The LeBoneheads got a LeBoner when Lebron James hit his second free throw after air balling the first.

LeBoner by TrueTribeFan December 16, 2008

LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ 

1. A LeBron James fan that rides his d!#k to the point of arousal.

2. Believes that there was no other player, EVER, to play on the NBA before he was drafted.

3. Most likely never watched the Heat play until LeBron moved there.

4. Outside of Miami, usually sitting at a bar, in their LeBron jersey.... alone.

1. Did you see the game last night, oooh LeBron went sooo hard!", "Watching the game last night gave me a massive LeBroner."

2. "LeBron is the GREATEST player, EVER, to player in the whole galaxy.... EVER!!!"

3. "Man, I've been a Heat fan since.... uhh... forever"

4. "Why's that LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ just sitting there by himself"

LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ by hearse June 3, 2014

LeBroner 

The unintentional male arousal that comes from witnessing dunks and exceptional plays authored by LeBron James. Often results in a LeBrection.

Tim- Dude, did you see that throw down on the fast break LeBron just had?

Paul- Yeah, I can't stand up right now. I have a serious LeBroner.

LeBroner by MB&TL April 4, 2009