Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets 

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

Leather Jacket Time 

Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.

The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.

Leather Jacket Time by .T September 29, 2009

leather jacket foreskin 

someone who usually keeps to themselves and is unpopular or a loser. The "leather jacket foreskin" is king of the foreskins and is therefore a much bigger loser than the rest of his foreskin crew. Usually people with the name "dylan Bretherton" are reffered to as leather jacket foreskins because they are bullied by their peers.

guy 1: hey did you see dylan at the party
guy 2: no. he never goes to parties
guy 1: hes such a leather jacket foreskin
guy 2: i heard he got bummed by taylor nastri

leather jacket foreskin by foresKIN May 15, 2013

Bob Saget in a leather jacket 

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

Bob Saget in a leather jacket by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011

leather jacket 

an article of clothing that comes in various styles including leather motorcycle jackets, leather bomber jackets, leather sportcoats, leather car coats.
They are awesome to use while jerking off. They feel really good agianst your hard cock.

My dad looks sexy in his leather jacket.
Mi papa se ve sexy en su chaqueta de cuero.

I want to jerk off on my dad's leather jacket while he watches.
Quiero hacerme la paja con la chaqueta de cuero de mi papa mientras el mira.

He shot all of his cum onto his dad's leather jacket.
EL tiro toda la leche encima de la chaqueta de cuero de su papa.

leather jacket by LeatherJacket February 4, 2008

Brown Leather Jacket 

When you are mad at your girlfriend and tell her that both of you are going for a trip in the country side. You walk by a farm and remove her top and push her in a pile of cow manure.

That scene where Biff got covered in manure in "Back to the Future". He wore a brown leather jacket.

Brown Leather Jacket by CoolWhip69 January 12, 2012

Leather Jacket Foreskin 

An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.

Innocent bystander: *silent*
Drunk group: "LEATHER JACKET FORESKIN!"

Leather Jacket Foreskin by OG stank daddy May 15, 2013