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pronounced as EL-SEE-TA

LCITA is an acronym for the phrase:

Likes Cock in the Ass

Used as an informal acronym for doctors in the clinical setting who do not like the current acronym for homosexual patients (MSM - men who have sex with men).
Nurse: What is your diagnosis for the man in exam room 3?
Doctor: LCITA patient arrived presenting with a textbook case of herpes simplex II. Put him on aciclovir, please.
LCITA by qwerty01010 April 5, 2009
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Laughing Cause Its Funny

Alternative to LOL, LCIF is used when lol is just plain too gay.
IM person 1:Dude my girlfriend just dumped me
IM person 2:How do you feel?

IM person 1: Terrible
IM person 2: LCIF
LCIF by Jacob's Crackers September 10, 2009
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lcicls LCIF lcimbwifyftb LCing Lcione LCITA
LC always LCing.
LCing by D . . . December 15, 2017
Lcione is an amazing singer, dancer, laugher and has the longest hair ever. Her eyes peirce throught you, she should be a model and all the boys love her
Lcione u r amazing
Lcione by I_LOVE_MY_PONYYYYYY December 7, 2022

lcimbwifyftb 

Let cuddle in my bed while I fuck you from the back
Hey girl lcimbwifyftb
lcimbwifyftb by Hiimnewyour January 27, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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