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pronounced as EL-SEE-TA

LCITA is an acronym for the phrase:

Likes Cock in the Ass

Used as an informal acronym for doctors in the clinical setting who do not like the current acronym for homosexual patients (MSM - men who have sex with men).
Nurse: What is your diagnosis for the man in exam room 3?
Doctor: LCITA patient arrived presenting with a textbook case of herpes simplex II. Put him on aciclovir, please.
by qwerty01010 April 05, 2009

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