A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.

"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).

Laserbeak by Andy May 1, 2004

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Lazarbeam

A sexybeast, bloody legend of a youtuber and he has anal stretching cream named Alan in case he wants to fist one up his anus. He posts Australian videos such as kangaroos fighting, koalas fighting and some messed up shit. (it is believed that he is a rapist) On his reading comments with lazarbeam videos, you can tell he has some f****d up fans. He has a sister named Tanner who does shoeys which is drinking beer out of a shoe and lazarbeam set her up since he is a f****d person.

Here's to Lazarbeam he's true blue, He's a piss-pot through and through, He's a bastard, so they say, Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down, down. Hooray to Lazarbeam, hooray at last, hooray to Lazarbeam, He's a horses ass.

Lazarbeam by Kingbuttercup9 June 1, 2017

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