1 definition by Kingbuttercup9
A sexybeast, bloody legend of a youtuber and he has anal stretching cream named Alan in case he wants to fist one up his anus. He posts Australian videos such as kangaroos fighting, koalas fighting and some messed up shit. (it is believed that he is a rapist) On his reading comments with lazarbeam videos, you can tell he has some f****d up fans. He has a sister named Tanner who does shoeys which is drinking beer out of a shoe and lazarbeam set her up since he is a f****d person.
Here's to Lazarbeam he's true blue, He's a piss-pot through and through, He's a bastard, so they say, Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down, down. Hooray to Lazarbeam, hooray at last, hooray to Lazarbeam, He's a horses ass.
by Kingbuttercup9 June 1, 2017