Hmmm.....whoever posted that one must go to Gonzaga..cause Prep guys arent that sad. These so called "losers" are ranked in the top 10 nationally every year....suck on that queer. Every year, Landon laxers go to d1 schools and are even all americans.
Zaga tool- Hey did u see Matt Ward score 5 goals last night
Zaga tool #2- yeah I sweat him so much
Landon guy- yeah, he went to Landon
Zaga tools- HES A FAG HAHHAHA
by Bullis=Sad April 10, 2005
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Stupid trend-following morons who simply play lacrosse because they think it makes them cool.
Man, that Johnny is such a true laxer! No wonder no one likes him!
by wrongo August 10, 2005
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A guy who plays lacrosse addictively, there skills at lacrosse are one of there few redeeming qualities. They have long hair, look high, and always talk about lacrosse with other lacrosse players.
"dude i was like going up against some nube from gilman and I like owned his ass"

"shut up u fuckin laxer bro"
"Im not a laxer bro"
by hunter woodlock December 15, 2009
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Normally a term associated with preppy white kids on the east coast that play lacrosse. Most laxer bros enjoy being douches, thinking there better then others, and being gay, while they are not out lax-in. Many of these "bros" are unathletic and have defaulted to lacrosse cause of inability to play any other sport, like football, basketball, baseball, or any other sport that actually requires talent to play. Laxer bros can normally can be found hangin together in groups consisting from 2-8 members, never more. normally females are not found in the laxer bros immediate group, because of their gay cult. Many laxer bro create inside jokes with each other that they try and display onto normal people, who usually look at them like there retarded. Many laxer bros also have little futures because of no market for lacrosse outside of college and the fact that many of them do poorly in school cause of stupidity.
a laxer bro is typically: stupid, gay in sum shape or form, plays lacrosse, normally a white prick
by lax-is-4-fags August 6, 2010
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These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.
by John December 6, 2004
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A man or women who uterly enjoys the sport of lacrosse. Somone who lives for the sport, and all that he or she does is think of the gracefull activity. A laxer lives lax.

HE WHO PLAYS LACROSSE.. LIVES LACROSSE
Bring your lacrosse stick to a dance, waterpark, porta potty, french class, spanish class, get a detention for kissing it durring a classmates declamation, headmasters office when in trouble

anything
by John DePeters May 2, 2005
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Usually a male, one who plays both hockey and lacrosse. These athletes are, in 99% of cases, better looking than any other athlete. (e.g. - basketball, baseball, soccer, etc.). Best partiers, known to have livers of steel.
Katie: Is Johnny really that hot?
Lucy: He must be, he's a hockey-laxer
by Anon hockey June 21, 2013
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