The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020
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When a racer is so bad that he just forgets the road and drives on the grass, like a lawnmower
by Finityboi July 11, 2020
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A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.
I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower
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A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.
"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"
by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022
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An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either
Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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