Lawn Mower Beer 

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.

Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.

Lawn Mower Beer by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

Lawn Mower Parent 

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.

At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents

Lawn Mower Parent by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018

Lawn mower 

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

Lawn mower by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn Mower 

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

Lawn Mower by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003

lawn mower 

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

lawn mower by annomus8 June 3, 2011

Lawn Mower Beer  

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.

Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!

Lawn Mower Beer by Allisaur January 3, 2008

Lawn mower 

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

Lawn mower by Akaksksios July 10, 2020