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3 definitions by Allisaur

 
1.
Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
by Allisaur December 09, 2007
 
2.
The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.
by Allisaur December 09, 2007
 
3.
a person who has sex with an ugly person.
I'm glad that Angelina isn't an ugo fucker any more.
by Allisaur December 09, 2007