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lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.
"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."
lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008

Mr. Lawler 

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.
Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!
Mr. Lawler by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009

lawler middle school 

previously defined as a "brownie school" or "a school thats 90 percent indian or asian"
... that might be true, but who cares- like pls that sounds so racist, do i even need to continue-
well i'm going to continue, i get like the diversity part of it, but im just gonna say it rn, people are people, and being jealous that someone has better grades than you is kinda weird, so maybe back up and study a bit
lawler middle school is a school with people 👍

Lawlercaust 

Noun, Pronunciation: (Law-ler-cost)

Derived from Lawl, the act of a crowd bursting in a Lawlergasm.
(Everyone is laughing and 1 person steps up and says:)

"LAWLERCAUST!"

"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."

"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"
Lawlercaust by ZaKa May 8, 2007

Zaire Lawery 

Well this kid is a hand ful

He is twin and his sister Zoey who is so beautiful and she thicc.

Then there is Zaire. He is funny but has many mood swings

He is sweet and good to talk to when he's calm

Most of the time he is hype

He's Really good at basketball

If you want tea come to this man right here.
Zaire Lawery
Zaire Lawery by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020

Jerry Lawler 

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".
J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!
Jerry Lawler by Yo Momma December 28, 2004