lawja 

a WEIRD person that falls asleep early every night[=
a dork with way too many blankets

i know a lawja with a smellaphone

lawja by hahahahehehaha March 21, 2008

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013

lawya 

An attorney who doesn't take himself or his work too seriously. Lawyas' images and lifestyle stand in contrast to those of their stereotypical, stuffed-shirt counterparts.

Woman 1: Isn't your son an attorney?
Woman 2: He practices law, but he's more of a lawya than an attorney.

lawya by Lawya September 8, 2007

lanja 

a cool way of saying hooker

guy1: look at that lanja over there workin the street
guy2: i really wanna bonk that lanja's ass
guy1: it'll cost you!!

lanja by neo March 6, 2005

LaWanda 

LaWanda is an American name that is a derivation of the name Wanda. LaWanda means the little wanderer or the one who wanders. LaWanda is confident, creative, fiercely loyal, brutally honest, intelligent, brave, forgiving, curious, funny and friendly. She can be stubborn, defiant, and single-minded to a fault. If she is your friend, she is your friend for life. If she loves you, she loves you for life. As the name implies, she is a wanderer, a seeker, a searcher, a finder - of color, music, light, love and truth.

the wanderer, wanda, lawanda, yuyanni, lovelawanda

LaWanda by Yuyanni February 5, 2010

lawlacaust 

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.

"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."

lawlacaust by Naked Shane March 8, 2008

LawLaw 

A pale, frail and autistic alien who sells drugs on a daily bases and is sensitive to sounds of high frequency.

Lawlaw: "I'm gonna fackin kill my mom"
Everyone: "LAWLAW!"

LawLaw by Grublord October 13, 2017