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lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.
Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew
Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

Lavatory Draft 

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.
Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"
Lavatory Draft by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

Ladiator 

Is a person who loves getting on the lash, playing sport, having sex, and just anything very manly. It's the same thing as being a "Lad" but its the name for a person who is the ultimate "Lad". Its a term discovered by uni students around Britain.
Peter Crouch when asked what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer, his answer "A virgin" Honest and Witty-

He is a Ladiator
Ladiator by marcus mandela May 6, 2010

Lavatory 

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.
Desperate for a pee, Sara politely asked her host to show her where the lavatory was.
Lavatory by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Lavinator 

A person who destroys a womans vagina and makes females give forcible road head and drives a Lexus
Hey bitch, my name is Lavinator and I've been sent back in time to destroy your vagina. Now come over here and give me head bitch!
Lavinator by No0 One June 30, 2009